Secret Shawn Trivia...

Here are ten tidbits about Shawn that you may not know... (Although reading this list may acquaint you with me, it will probably make you less smarter.)

1) I like numbered lists. Ok, that one was a softball to give us a good starting point..

2) I have an unhealthy love for this salsa. As the Simpsons would say, it is filled with "heady goodness." We probably go through at least 2-3 bottles per week. It is that good. I like its greeny goodness. It is called Salsa Verde which is Spanish. Roughly translated it means "from the earth to your stomach....deliciousness in a pre-packaged bottle of heavenly tasties." I only know this because I recently went to Nicaragua and learned Spanish while working for an orphanage.

For real, if your wife does not buy this salsa then it sucks to be you. And, if you are a wife, I just got caught being sexist and over-generalizing. Sorry...
3) I scored a 101 on my last Civil Procedure test. Sadly, I was as surprised as you are right now.

4) I really love that salsa.

5) I truly like my co-workers. We have a really fun group of people at work. (Except for one person, and you know who you are.) Most people do not make me laugh, but we have, at least, three people at my office that will make me hurt laughing. JB hurt me recently with his Starbucks story. Wow, I choked on funny.

6) I recently lost 20 pounds. Heather says it is because I can think about exercise and lose weight. That may be true, but not if I am eating another bowl of ice cream while I think about exercise. It is probably more closely related to TB making me run. He also calls me horrible, hateful names when I fail...

7) Dave Chappelle is really funny. I only know this fact because someone told me.

8) I have a magical gifting for Webkinz games. I have so dominated that cow driving the truck that I wait at any moment for that annoying mother bird to call me out as a grown-up playing a kid's game. She has no idea that I have an almost perfect score at the shooting game on Wii Play. But, then again, how could she?

Bring it, truck driving cow and mother bird characters.....
9) I just ate the whole jar of that salsa in that picture. That is 100% true.

10) My family is the coolest family. Heather is funny, smart and always has the right remark for my twistedness. Mia already thinks like a grown-up (which is scary.) Ethan has no inhibitions or fears and is the coolest little boy I have ever met. Ella Kate is huge, fun and likes to say "dada". She also makes animal sounds.

I blogged for 20 minutes instead of studying.

-Shawn