The happiest man in the world today is named George W. Bush. (Runner-up: Joe "I am the Man" Biden.) You can see it in Bush's step and smile -- he is glad to be done. Glad is an understatement. I am not sure if a POTUS can be "pumped" but, if so, he is pumped. He just handed Obama a burning bag of poo and boarded a chopper. Let's get this party started...
"Peaceful transfer of power? Uh huh, fo shizzle. I have been ready for this day for the last 2-3 years. I am headed home to clear some brush and watch seasons 2-8 of 24."-Former Prez Bush
"Seriously, I have zero responsibilites except for putting Senate into session? Come on, are you kidding me? Ok, party at the VP residence. Ladies, bring your friends. And, can you pick up Bill Clint--- uhm, I mean, a friend of mine on the way over? Did I mention to bring your lady friends?"-VP Joe Biden
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