Thursday, April 9, 2009

Your business card is crap

I don't know this guy, but I am confident of these facts:

1) He drives a BMW
2) He always mentions how much money he makes in EVERY conversation
3) He screams at his family- but only because he "loves" them
4) He works out with a personal trainer
5) He is about to close a deal
6) He wears shirts with his initials on the sleeves
7) He drinks protein shakes from Whole Foods
8) He "may run for office"
9) He is fantastic

1 comments:

Me said...

He definitely beats his wife if she burns his prime rib.