Thursday, February 26, 2009

Work video

We have some very sharp people on our PSB team. They just finished this short video about our biz....pretty cool.


Wednesday, February 25, 2009

If you love life, read this blog.


I know exactly how the man that invented the wheel felt in the first few moments of realizing his accomplishments. He likely stood back back from his stone-chiseled invention and understood it would change the course of history. (He also probably blogged about it later that night but that is unconfirmed.)

I have solved a dilemma plaguing human kind since the invention of sliced bread. The end slices, also known as the Devil's Torture, has never been put to good use. Legend says that it was used to torture enemy soldiers during the Cold War. No matter your opinion of bread, polls show that 100% of all the people in the world hate the end pieces. UNTIL NOW!....

Like all children, Ethan is not a fan of bread crust. Most times, he asks that we cut the crust off of his PBJ sandwiches. When in good moods, we oblige. Tonight, stars aligned and genius struck. (Sit down for this one. My biggest fear is that upon reading this blog, you may fall down from excitement and utter a profanity. Just be careful...that is all I ask.)

I FLIPPED the end pieces over so the most-hated brown pieces of bread were facing up. Pause for a moment to appreciate that brilliance. Seriously, just take it down. After FLIPPING the brown portion of the bread, I proceeded to spread the peanut butter on that side. Wow, I know, I feel the same way....simply wonderful. While you bask in the beauty of this moment, let me share another ground-breaker with you.

Not only did I just find usage for the end pieces of everyone's loaves of bread, I also produced a sandwich WITH NOT CRUST! Wha-ah-at? Yep, you heard me. Once assembled, the PBJ has no crust because the crust is on the inside.

Communism is dead, cancer is slowly being eradicated and end slices have lost their power. I will sleep well tonight....

Everything is Amazing....And, No One is Happy

As Dane Cooke says, "Its funny because it is true."

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Saturday, February 7, 2009

EK taught the boys how it is done

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Stoned kid after dentist visit....hilarious!


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THE FRAY

There are only two reasons that you should not run to iTunes to buy
The Fray's new cd:

1). You are mid-surgery saving a patient's life
2). You have recently been nominated for a govt position by King
Obama, and you are frantically restating your taxes to include all of
your unpaid tax bills.

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Monday, February 2, 2009

Bruce Springsteen

As an avid basketball fan, I remember when MJ returned to play with the Wizards. I had the same discussion with several different friends: why can't athletes hang it up at the right time? He had retired (twice) and could have ridden off into the sunset. Instead, he chose to come back one more time and was less than the amazing MJ.

Bruce Springsteen strikes me as another MJ. Admittedly, I grew up in a conservative home and was not exposed to "wildcat music" (as Granny called it.) I was insulated from Springsteen mania. I should have a better appreciation for his persona and rock accomplishments. But, I could not help thinking during the half-time show last night that it may be time for him to look into retirement. For us commoners, ba-zillions of dollars with nothing to prove seems like a nice place to call it quits but walking away from stardom must be tough.

It was strange to see a 60 year old man jumping, dancing and sliding across a stage. At one point does your wife or friend say to you,"Hey, you are a cool 60 year old guy, but you are a 60 year old guy. Go live on your 10 million dollar tropical island and watch re-runs of the Simpsons." I am not bashing him because I know he is a geniune rock hero, but you gotta admit that it was strange. I wanted to enjoy it more because he seems like an interesting guy. (And, he has Max Weinsten of Conan O'Brien fame as his drummer!)

Maybe he did the gig for free....